Here's the second project for challenge entry on The Funkie Junkie Challenge Blog ,and like the first project; this one is making a bit of fun of our real lives here. It's all good, though, since laughter is the best part of life. And we do a LOT of that here. In this case... it's about food. Now, in our family; we like to eat. And most of us really LIKE to cook as well. Me, I cooked for 26 years with very little eating out while our children were small. Family life is just too busy when school gets into the picture. Add sports, Band, Scouting, and Church (not just on Sundays, you know!)… and we're talking life getting REAL. Raising kids is not just all those activities, though, since it's all about quality time spent with your kids. We just happened to add everyone else's kids along the way when we did things with our kids. For some strange reason, all this can make a family very HUNGRY. And being a Mom at home all those years meant spending a loooooooootta time in the kitchen area of our home. Life for me was more like: make breakfast, then clean up; make morning snacks, then clean up; make lunch, then clean up; make afternoon snacks, then clean up; make supper, then clean up; make evening snacks, then clean up. And you'd THINK it'd be over with until breakfast...AHahahahahahahaha! Right. I'd wake up to find more dishes in that sink AGAIN.
So it's little wonder why: when the ChiefHubby suggested eating out, or eating at the Ballpark stand, or 'grabbing a snack over there'; Momma jumped for it! And further more, my dear little chickadees (I know they all troll on me), I tried very hard to feed you good, healthy foods. And little do you know what is in store for you as your own babies grow. MmWhaHahahahhahaa!! (That evil Grandmother laughter feels so GOOD getting out!)
Giving up that Ruling Spatula was so darned LIBERATING!! Once the chickens all left this coop and bought their own, the ChiefHubby took over the cooking more and more as the years went by. I grew up with my Dad doing most of the cooking, and ChiefHubby's Dad did the same. I was MORE than HAPPY to just do all the cleaning up afterward! Oh, sure; there was a period of time during which I had to actively 'train' him to make LESS of a mess than using every pot and pan in the entire house... and from the camper as well...*throat clearing*, but he eventually got the hang of it. There was one more thing that I no longer need to worry about: sitting on the side of the table or bar that was CLOSEST to the KITCHEN. Moms do not 'sit' at the table. Moms get up and get this or that... CONSTANTLY. And now that it's just the two of us (I like that now, but that Empty Nest thing, while it was happening...really sucks), with a Grandbaby or two at a time- I can handle actually eating and getting the FOOD!! I've been a smaller person for the most part of my life (and getting back to that after the past 3 yrs of gaining) and used to say that it was due to the fact that everyone but me always breathed their food in. I just never got any!! I'm an enjoyer of food. I eat veeery
s l o w l y. I tend to CHEW my food. Ok, so I even chew my ice cream...plain smooth chocolate. Kill me for that; fine.
However it goes in any home, no matter how good a cook you are- whether from practice or talent- you're bound to make a stinker of a mistake. Mine was making chili and accidentally adding the kind of beans you use for baked beans. It would have gone over totally unnoticed ... if only I had tossed out the cans to the recycle bin BEFORE they all came into the door and saw them on the countertop. Too late; the damage was SEEN. So the TASTE was ruined. I learned from that point on- no matter what- DO NOT TELL 'EM WHAT'S IN IT. If you're trying to make PUMPKIN; get rid of all the evidence and...
JUST TELL 'EM IT'S PUMPKIN!
Remember those TH Thinlit Dies Pumpkin that I used for
TFJBChallenge #21 Treats Not Tricks?
I had extra pieces that I just had some fun building up layers by using pop dots.
That formed the idea in my Pumpkin Head...lol
Started with these papers...
… and added in some TIM STUFF!!!
Making the background to be heavier was simple- double up on
this 2-sided paper from 7Gypsies.
Soooo reminds me of one of my fave old shows: The Twilight Zone!!!
A sheet from Tim Holtz Holiday Stash Paperie (old from years ago)
gave me the basic blue sheet color.
Some serious sanding, then inking up with Distress Inks shown above,
and adhered to the 7 Gypsies backing... Abracadabra! *wink*
Making my own grave stones!
Coming up with the names was fun...
and painting them, then using my TH Thinlits from a Destash Sale
(SHOUTOUT: THANK YOU!!)
make the stones come to life...hehe
There needed to be one tiny detail on one gravestone-
flowers left by a grieving...dead person??
I really WISH that I had taken pics of making the trees from the
TH Alterations Pine Tree Die.
I must've forgotten as I didn't find any in my file.
I'd cut two sets of the pines- one from green,
and one from brown
( all from TH Corestock Paper 8x8).
I used my TH Tonic Scissors to trim the brown trunks of the pines and
ran them through my Big Shot with TH 3D Lumber Impresslit.
Sanded the green pines and fussy cut the trunks out, then
inked them up with Forest Moss Distress Ink.
They made WONDERFUL looking little pines!
While they were meant to be in the background of the cemetery here,
I think I may do them again and use them for a Christmas project!
And here's the result...
FRONT
BACK
Closeups...
The bouquet...before Spidey got to it, anyway.
The... goop... that I'm working myself to the BONE to make and serve...
WITH LOVE, I might add.
He's not scared of all the stuff going on,
Oh, no. He's afraid of what I am feeding him!
Ben Ded 4 Yrs = Been dead for years.
I. RESTING = I'm just resting my eyes!
Undertha Dirt...she was really pretty before that. So I HEARD, anyway.
Hahahhahahaaa!
Later thought made me wonder if I should have spelled her last name as DERT?
Perspective view - from the BOTTOM- of the buildup going on...
… and from the TOP.
The TH IdeaOlogy Moon from the Halloween Ephemera...
YOU'D be mad too,.. if YOU were made to sit in the upper corner with your nose in it!
lol!
While this took time (hence my usual last-minute posting),
it was a lot of FUN to make this work.
Here's why:
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